Worst thing(s) you have done.

Rules:
-Must be true. Save the bullshit for friend making in real life.
-Stuff you have done, or you can tell what someone you know has done.
-Can be anything.

Asked a girl to kiss me in primary school. She said no so I stuck a stick in a pile of dog poo and smeared it on her dress. Parents weren't impressed.

Haha i remember this thread!

worst thing, hmmmm

Joined this site? xP

Went off my face and flipped the bird to Anna Bligh (QLD Premier) when she cut me off one fine day.

Got drunk at a party, woke up naked next to a dude and a huge fat chick with condoms lying around us *Shudders*

If this is a selection of the worst things you have done you are all living sheltered lives the least worst thing i have done left on Grevious Bodily Harm charges on three counts the only thing that saved me was it was found by a jury to be self defence as i was attacked by three kids from a local gang that had a reputation and the fact i rendered first aid whilst waiting on the emergency services.

*jaw hangs from mouth*

hmm worst thing I ever done...

well im not sure of any ONE thing. But....


-One time I took a girl out for a date. She wasnt anything spectaclar, so I didnt really care. I cbf taking her somewhere nice, so I just took her across the road to McDonalds. After lunch. I said ild call her later. I didnt. XD


more as I remember them....

U meany!!!! Lol very classy, maccas it is. In fact I think it's that classy that I'd get married there but there ain't enough room. Hmmm perhaps the drive thru? How about the kids playground and then we can ride in the helicopter on the playground to our honeymoon destination:

KFC


Anyway worst thing Iv Eva done is write that lol.

Nah prob worst thing I done was break my bros nose after he kicked me in the balls. I felt so bad about it

umm so many choices

ok there was a slightly autistic boy at sailing school he didn't want to capsize so I said we wouldn't this was his first day. So we when out we me him and girl. On the first tack (turning the boat into the wind to go through it). I leaped across the other side to get boat flat. Needless to say the two new kids sat on the other side staring at me as the boat rolled and capsize as my boney arse was enough weight to counter the sail and both of the kids. The slightly autistic boy did like the habour very much. I felt so bad afterwards

Here is one from awhile ago.
I ran away from home and went and hung out with my old clan leader, Choppynz. Some might remember him. Anyway turns out he was wanted by police and still is as he is a convicted pedophile.


Another,
I had just broken up with my last girlfriend (which apparently I did over the internet, but I actually never called it off, it was a misinterpretation on her behalf) and there was another girl I really liked (my current girlfriend)and we went to a party. Now I got completely hammered and because of my state of mind I ended up saying I was only with her because she was easy and I didn't actually like her at all (which wasn't true).


If I think of any others I will share.

LOL Choppy a pedo. I knew that guy wasnt right in the head. How did u find out the police were after him.


Btw did you get a massive slap for saying that to the girl ?

Several years ago I shagged a mates girlfriend, he never found out.
A few months later this same mate moved to Bathurst, I was looking for
work and he found me a job there, so I moved in to his place temporarily.
At this time he had a different girlfriend, a nice look'n one at that,
a few weeks after meeting her, I slept with that girlfriend also,
but this time he did find out, she felt guilty. That was the end of that.

Well you must have some charm, or your mate just goes for the easy girls.

Lol nice work. His girlfriends must have not been so loyal

Crusader142 wrote:LOL Choppy a pedo. I knew that guy wasnt right in the head. How did u find out the police were after him.

Apparently my parents found out from the police a few weeks later after they said they had found me. They then did some checks and turned out they had been looking for him for years, but by then he had moved. and I believe they are still looking for him today.

Crusader142 wrote:Btw did you get a massive slap for saying that to the girl ?

Not really, but it took a 1 hour trip at 1am to a beach with blankets and me to sing to her to get a little bit of trust back. But everything seems fine now though.

Crusader142 wrote:Well you must have some charm, or your mate just goes for the easy girls.

All charm, and of course, lies .
I've got 4 sisters, so learnt a few tricks over the years,
not that I slept with any of them. lol

lol. Tbh I wouldnt want to sleep with any of my friends ( female ones ) or mates gfs. Im a good friend & plus I have the hottest one. Everyone is always commenting on her boobs lol.

Sounds like should not see this, there will be non stop fapping for AGES

Nah I'm happy with my girlfriend. I think she is the greatest. Not saying she isn't hot because I think she is but I wouldn't want others commenting on my girlfriend and such.

I repeat my last stated comment