Favourite Quotes - Funny or Inspirational, even movie quotes will do

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?" - Gunnery Sgt Hartman.

Full Metal Jacket

"Get the Hell off my lawn *points shotgun at Asian* "

Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino


I want a gran Torino

Charles bronson...Murphys law..Don't fuck with Murphy

George W Bush
"I believe the humans and fish can coexist peacefully"
"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure"


Joint cheif: George we lost a battle in iraq today
George: How many troops did we lose
Joint: three brazilians sir
George: How much is a brazilian?

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly - Dalai Lama

Hopeless wrote:
George: How much is a brazilian?

Love it :p